Alternate Names For The Iraq War 
by Matt Eckert

Operation Enduring Sand in Every Orifice
Gulf War Part Two: the Search for Saddam
Episode Two: Attack of Generation X
Desert Light Rain with a Chance of Showers
Operation Anaconda: There's Snakes out here this big?
Chewbacca Abortion Practice
Operation Four Symbols
Operation ZOSO
Operation Four
The Abbey Road Operation
George's Revenge
Termination Two: Lack of Judgment Day
(I had to do it) Gulf War Two: Electric Boogaloo
On a Very Special Gulf War...
Operation Stop it...You're-Hurting me
Operation Vehicle for Bruce Willis Movies to Come
Wacky Iraqi Elimination Encore
Grand Theft Nation Two: Ice the City
Remember when Bill Clinton's Dick was Important War
CNN Presents: Gulf War Two
From the People Who Brought you Desert Storm and Enron
Gulf Two: the Return of the SCUD
SCUD Wars Two: the Americans Strike Again
Operation Ignore North Korean Apocalypse
America's Greatest War Hits Two
Operation Make Dumb Ass in Cubicle Next to you Authority on the Reliability of Patriot Missiles.
Operation Create Billions of Pointless Arguments
Gulf War Two: The Fellowship of the Bush Administration