Michael Phelps, the early years:
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White House Aide: "Mr. President, I just noticed a
conflict on your calendar for August 2008. You promised to
attend the closing ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics on August
24, but you are scheduled to speak at the Republican National
Convention only one week later. If you attend the Olympics, you
won't have time to prepare for the Convention." President Bush: "I guess I can't attend both events then. But we have to do what's best for the Party. This year's Republican National Convention must show the American people that Republicans are intelligent and capable. The whole Convention needs to be presented as a gathering of successful leaders." Aide: "All right, then. I'll let Beijing know you're coming." |
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The proud mothers of the 2012 Chinese Women's Gymnastic Team introduce their daughters to the world media |
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